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MOPAR OR NO CAR!
Takes a MOPAR to catch a MOPAR!
Created on 2004-05-24 20:43:10 (#3254644), last updated 2007-10-04
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Basic Info| Name: | VIVA EL PRESIDENTE SOCKMAN |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-10 |
| Location: | Sydney, Australia |
| Website: | Sockman's Photos |
BioOut of the smouldering ashes of Planet Sock, deep in the Sock Constellation, the villain
you all know as SOCKMAN came hurtling through space in his SOCKSHIP of DEATH,
flying the Skull and Sockbones flag to signal another victory over a so called super hero. (HA HA HA)
Weary from destroying his home planet, SOCKMAN falls asleep at the controls of the SOCKSHIP of DEATH.
Suddenly SOCKMAN is awoken by the ships proximity sensors telling him there is a planet near,
SOCKMAN decides to land and investigate. With the SOCKSHIP of DEATH safely hidden,
SOCKMAN acquires himself a new SOCKCAVE and a land vehicle suitable to be called the SOCKMOBILE.
SOCKMAN soon realised that the air on this planet made him weak and irritable. Then just as SOCKMAN
was about to leave the planet he discovered a rejuvenating liquid the natives called BEER
In fact this so called BEER gave SOCKMAN such incredible powers that now he was
even stronger, funnier and more evil than ever.
SOCKMANs mind started to tick over at an alarming rate, thinking of all the mayhem he could cause,
so after some time on the planet (which SOCKMAN now knows is called Earth), SOCKMAN decides that
to fit in SOCKMAN will need to alter his appearance. So SOCKMAN looks through the yellow pages
and finds an intriguing ad that promises a complete new look in minutes.
After SOCKMANs visit to DR. STUPID’s surgery, he has a fabulous new look,
and has even struck up a diabolical partnership with DR. STUPID
(which promises many misadventures to come),
and they became the ultimate SUPER VILLAIN team.
Their plan to destroy the planet with obnoxiously loud and fast music is one
you will all have an unhealthy taste of. And failing that you will all be flemped
from multiple directions simultaneously. So Remember.
WATCH THE SKIES.
VOTE SOCKMAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
you all know as SOCKMAN came hurtling through space in his SOCKSHIP of DEATH,
flying the Skull and Sockbones flag to signal another victory over a so called super hero. (HA HA HA)
Weary from destroying his home planet, SOCKMAN falls asleep at the controls of the SOCKSHIP of DEATH.
Suddenly SOCKMAN is awoken by the ships proximity sensors telling him there is a planet near,
SOCKMAN decides to land and investigate. With the SOCKSHIP of DEATH safely hidden,
SOCKMAN acquires himself a new SOCKCAVE and a land vehicle suitable to be called the SOCKMOBILE.
SOCKMAN soon realised that the air on this planet made him weak and irritable. Then just as SOCKMAN
was about to leave the planet he discovered a rejuvenating liquid the natives called BEER
In fact this so called BEER gave SOCKMAN such incredible powers that now he was
even stronger, funnier and more evil than ever.
SOCKMANs mind started to tick over at an alarming rate, thinking of all the mayhem he could cause,
so after some time on the planet (which SOCKMAN now knows is called Earth), SOCKMAN decides that
to fit in SOCKMAN will need to alter his appearance. So SOCKMAN looks through the yellow pages
and finds an intriguing ad that promises a complete new look in minutes.
After SOCKMANs visit to DR. STUPID’s surgery, he has a fabulous new look,
and has even struck up a diabolical partnership with DR. STUPID
(which promises many misadventures to come),
and they became the ultimate SUPER VILLAIN team.
Their plan to destroy the planet with obnoxiously loud and fast music is one
you will all have an unhealthy taste of. And failing that you will all be flemped
from multiple directions simultaneously. So Remember.
WATCH THE SKIES.
VOTE SOCKMAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
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